Top 10 Reasons Rush Limbaugh Can't Own an NFL Team

10.  Not just released from prison for killing a bunch of dogs (Michael Vick, Eagles).
9.  Not caught with 213 pounds of marijuana (former Cowboy Nate Newton).
8.  Not accused of breaking his assistant's jaw (Raider coach Tom Cable).
7.  Never tried to run over a female police officer with his car (Patriot receiver Randy Moss).
6.  Not serving time in prison for seven counts of assault with a deadly weapon (former Ram Lawrence Phillips).
5.  Not part of an entourage that fired a gun into a crowd, wounding three (former Titan Adam "Pacman" Jones).
4.  Never killed a pedestrian while driving drunk (Browns receiver Donte Stallworth).
3.  Not serving time in prison for conspiring to kill his pregnant girlfriend (former Carolina player Rae Carruth).
2.  Not a double murderer (O.J.).
1.  And the number one reason Rush Limbaugh can't own an NFL team:  He's a white conservative man who tells the truth.

Posted by Truth Serum at 10/11/2009 11:15 AM
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  • 10/15/2009 4:52 PM Matt wrote:
    Well that sums it up nicely. After all it's ideas that count. Forget crimes, it's all in the name of the almighty left.
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  • 10/15/2009 8:28 PM Paul wrote:
    It seems to me that all the negative vibes this blowhard (Rush Hudson Limbaugh A.KA. Jeff Christie) has been spewing over these many years has come back to blow back on his face (A classic “Blow Back”). He always tries to give off the airs that he can have anything he wants but as we all witness those with more money and influence tossed him aside like sack of potatoes and the ultimate insult was that it was done in public (money don’t buy you everything butterball).

    Now of course he blames everyone else (Michael J. Fox, Perez Hilton, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Sonia Sotomayor, Hillary Clinton, Olympia Snowe, ESPN, NFL, the media, basically people of color, women and gays) when of course all you have to do is listen to his show and plainly hear his daily prejudices filled sermons. So NFL, I salute you decision, job well done. And to the whaling cry baby perched on his self made pedestal, quit your whining it was your own fault. Don’t we all feel better?
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    1. 10/16/2009 10:16 AM canddmf wrote:
      Please provide evidence of "his daily prejudices filled sermons"...Seem like you may be prejudiced yourself
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  • 10/16/2009 8:21 AM CG wrote:
    This proves it. Rush should be eligible to play football.
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