NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SEMI-FINALISTS
10. Kim Jong-il for outstanding achievement in kidnapping foreign journalists.
9. Osama Bin Laden (first choice, couldn't find him).
8. Hugo Chavez (friends with Sean Penn. 'Nuf said).
7. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for killing the most people in one terrorist action.
6. Ezekiel Emanuel because the idea for killing old people and children shouldn't go unrewarded.
5. Mahmoud Achmadinejad: short, dark and evil--he's got it all.
4. Ted Kennedy: Even from the grave his "legacy" is being used to make us into a socialist, third world country--he's THAT special.
3. Al Gore (again): Have YOU saved a rain forest today?
2. Saddam Hussein. He planned to do some good stuff. Really. And it's the thought that counts.
1. Muammar Khadafi: honors terrorists, has oil, and makes rambling speeches with no substance--he's a triple threat!
9. Osama Bin Laden (first choice, couldn't find him).
8. Hugo Chavez (friends with Sean Penn. 'Nuf said).
7. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for killing the most people in one terrorist action.
6. Ezekiel Emanuel because the idea for killing old people and children shouldn't go unrewarded.
5. Mahmoud Achmadinejad: short, dark and evil--he's got it all.
4. Ted Kennedy: Even from the grave his "legacy" is being used to make us into a socialist, third world country--he's THAT special.
3. Al Gore (again): Have YOU saved a rain forest today?
2. Saddam Hussein. He planned to do some good stuff. Really. And it's the thought that counts.
1. Muammar Khadafi: honors terrorists, has oil, and makes rambling speeches with no substance--he's a triple threat!










Just think, every one on that list deserved it just as much as Barry did.
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Well, there are some differences between our "dear leader" and the others on the list. The others either killed people by the thousands, or helped others do the same. "dear leader" hasn't actually done anything...yet. Do ya think he'll win again once granny's care get's attenuated by EZKILL Emanuel, and she gets the pain pill?
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