Top 10 Halloween Costumes for Politicians

BARAKULA-The President who keeps on sucking.
HARRY REID-Zombie (no costume necessary).
SARAH PALIN-Wonder Woman brings peace, love and equality; oh that's why the libs hate her.
JOHN KERREY-Football player.  Okay, a bit of a stretch.
DICK CHENEY-Doc Hopper.  He keeps getting new parts so he can be a thorn in the Progressives' side forever.
JOE BIDEN-Bunny Rabbit.  His bad ideas reproduce at the same rate as the big-eared fellows.
NANCY PELOSI-E.T.There's no crying in politics.  Nancy needs to phone home and make a permanent reservation.
HILLARY CLINTON-The Wicked Witch.  Melting indeed.  Perhaps it's all that hot air coming from Al Gore.
AL GORE-The Tin Man (chops down trees for a living).  Ah, sweet irony.
BILL CLINTON as Slick Willy Wonker.  Insert (no pun intended) your own punch line here.


                  


 

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